Gravity, my enemy

Darn gravity, my face is falling! I was always a fan of gravity, keeping us from spinning away into space, until I turned 40 and my face started heading south! I feel like John Mayer wrote this song about me...

"Gravity is working against me. And gravity wants to bring me down... Oh gravity, stay the hell away from me..."

It is a really good song and a sad, sad situation.