Just in case you can't tell, I actually do not hate Joni James. She really is quite wonderful, and even though she made me want to clean out my entire bank account on new shoes, I still think she's fabulous.
Anyways, the goods!
I think I would be willing to cut off a finger for the purple lace-up pair.
So if you either (a) have no money to spend, so couldn't buy anything even if you wanted to, or (b) have no soul and don't like shoes so you wouldn't be tempted anyways, you can check out the whole selection of shoes by clicking HERE.