Just a few things I need to share:
- Cruise Control is AMAZING.
- I am now a certified Clothes Changing MACHINE!
- I'm pretty sure I gave a handful of vehicles A REALLY GOOD SHOW this afternoon.
- If you were on Route 40, I-95, or I-695 between 2:59PM and 3:15PM, my name is Ashley, but you can call me Chuck, hell you can call me whatever you like since you saw my lady bits/business.
- My number is... eh, we'll skip that, just tweet me ;)
oh, and one more thing:
- If you ever need a driver [getaway car driver, golf cart driver, carpool driver, or a speedy chase driver] I'm your girl.
Trust me!
I can drive you and change out of/from a stinky, sweaty, soaking wet mess into skinny jeans (Yes, I know, I've got skill), a tunic, and strapless bra (and all the other necessities associated with an outfit).
Suck it soccer moms, you ain't got nothin' on me today!
Have a good Saturday everyone!!!
