#MailOrderBabyDaddy [#MOBD] lives up North... more North than my Maryland North.
#MOBD lives all the way up North in Massachusetts to be exact.
I personally find that to be all kinds of crap-tastic
considering the amount of fun that I'm having talking to him, and blogging/tweeting about the whole thing.
You know you're getting a kick out of it too!
Fate as a cruel way of messing with me, doncha think!?
What a bitch!
Fate's a female if you didn't already know.
She could also be an asshole, but I like to think of her as a woman scorned just an overall bitch.
Back to the point:
Maryland.
Massachusetts.
Not neighboring states.
Not by a long shot.But thanks to my favorite place on the internet, Google,
and it's affiliate Google Maps,
the little fantasy/fun that I'm having right now can be played out in my head.
Did you know from
Maryland to Massachusetts:
Driving takes about 8 hours,
a Train, with all of the stopping, would take 9 to 11 hours,
Walking, and wearing a very comfortable pair of shoes,
would take roughly 5 days and 8 hours,
would take roughly 5 days and 8 hours,
a Bicycle, with out without training wheels, only 1 to 2 days,
and a Plane, the ideal quickie option, just under 1 hour (on a good airline).
Oh the options!
And the fun.
I love new things.
Especially when it involves
tall,
sexy,
rugby playing men
who drink their OJ with pulp
and like their steaks cooked (or not so cooked) rare.
Oh the options!
And the fun.
I love new things.
Especially when it involves
tall,
sexy,
rugby playing men
who drink their OJ with pulp
and like their steaks cooked (or not so cooked) rare.
DAMN YOU GEOGRAPHY!
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