Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts

Friday, April 8, 2011

"DO YOU LIKE ORANGE JUICE?"

At first I thought he was trying to tell me another cheesy pickup line, instead he ended up making me giggle with laughter and yell out loud: "Yaaay!, you too!? Hahah No way!"

(No, really, I said that. Then my customers all turned around in the store and looked at me like I was bat shit crazy).




How do you drink your OJ?

I drink mine with PULP.
I heart pulp in my OJ.
Sometimes I like it EXTRA Pulpy... :)
OJ sans pulp should be a sin!
Seriously, think about it.
If you make fresh squeezed OJ yourself, there is going to be pulp in your juice.
If you buy if from the store, without pulp, that means someone has tampered with your OJ to remove the pulp from it, more so than they have already needed to tamper with your juice to make it in the first place.

I speak the truth.

Back to the story...
I told him my answer/reasoning, and much to my approval and pleasure, he agreed.
He likes pulpy oj too...
(lol it sounds so dirty)

Monday, February 21, 2011

SO SAYS FORREST GUMP

Life is like a bag of apple chips...


You never know what you're going to get.